What's for dinner at Medieval Times

In case you were wondering, while you are watching jousting, falconing and horses, this is what you are served, by a very sweet waiter who calls you m'lady. Utensils are provided only for the vegetarian meal and the cake.

• Vegetable soup with barley in a pewter-ish mug


• Really good garlic bread, square-shaped


• A half-chicken, roasted (it was perfectly done) with some spices


• A half a potato with the skin, roasted and slightly cheesy (this was not as exciting as it sounds)


• The Pastry of the Castle, which was basically the Danish of the Castle, and was pretty good


• If it's your birthday: a small piece of white cake with white frosting, very Duncan Hines


• If you're a vegetarian: a ton of steamed veggies covered with Ye Olde Saran Wrap, and a very cheesy piece of veggie lasagna.


• Beer and soda, or a virgin daiquiri (strawberry, we had) with whipped cream (!) on top. $15 but you get to keep the glass and it has blinking lights in the bottom!